hello moon.
drummerundingly: 17 December 2002, 1:47 pm.
Putin's supposed to be answering questions from The People on the TeeVee on the 19th. If i had any questions for Putin I'd try to pose them, but all I can think of are things like "what's your shoe size?" and "was it your PR adviser who made you lose all the weight before you became president?" and "why can't i find one single sumka that i want in your country?".

I need an airhorn that plays the riff from "Back in the USSR" for use in those, "my, this is an awful lot like we're back in the USSR right now, isn't it?" sort of moments:

1) No, we don't actually sell the merchandise that we put in our display window.

2) Watching the sales lady dig through the back stock, which is kept in 6 large trash bags on the floor behind the glass counter.

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i reserved a ticket to Amsterdam that doesn't cost $500, but now I have to figure out how to actually Buy it. Unfortunately its not so easy as typing my credit card number into an online form.

pooey.
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