| hello moon. |
| vacuu-armie: 13 April 2005, 3:02 pm. |
| I once had a vision of a world where it became really trendy for vapid rich american girls to join the army cuz "Bootcamp is like this totally awesome fitness program, and the commanding officers, they're, like, really serious about it all, and they are like, super serious personal trainers and they totally don't let you slack off. I mean, I gained my freshman 15 in college, and I just couldn't get it off again, even though I went to the gym, and did 45 minutes on the elliptical trainers, like, every day, and all I was eating was carrot sticks and iceberg lettuce. But then I joined the army in February, and I look totally hot in my bikini and I mean, i was ready for spring break in record time, and like, I didn't even have to starve myself... Yeah, all my girlfriends joined too, and so we have this like, total community in the barracks.." and then imagine when we went to war... *sigh*.. |
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